Once I had some soccer shoes that were really, really big.
They made me so very happy. I danced
An Irish jig!
I danced and danced, all down my street and
Then came pain into my little feet.
Because, you see, my shoes were so large; I
Borrowed them from a size 12 soccer player
And that's the end of my tale, and I hope my next
Shoes do not fail.